Do Not Pet the Fluffy Tee

A little humor for anyone who knows the golden rule of visiting Yellowstone: do not pet the fluffy cows. The Do Not Pet the Fluffy Tee from Cultured Collectives is inspired by the iconic bison that roam America’s wild landscapes and the unforgettable adventures that come with exploring our National Parks.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this heavyweight National Park-inspired t-shirt combines a soft, broken-in feel with the structure and durability of a premium tee. The garment-dyed finish gives it a relaxed, vintage look that feels right at home on road trips, campground weekends, trail days, and everyday adventures.

Perfect for Yellowstone lovers, bison fans, National Park travelers, and anyone who appreciates a good outdoor joke, this relaxed unisex tee is an easy addition to your adventure wardrobe.

Product Details

100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Relaxed unisex fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle stitching at the armholes, sleeves, and bottom hem
Yellowstone and bison-inspired outdoor design
Perfect for National Park trips, camping, road trips, hiking, and everyday wear
Blank product sourced from Honduras

Admire the fluffy cows. Respect their space. Keep exploring. 🦬

Size guide

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

How much does shipping cost?

Bulky Items shipped within the USA ship for a flat rate starting at $8.95. Tees shipped within the USA ship for a flat rate starting at $5.95. We want to make the shipping process as convenient as possible for you. International orders ship for a flat rate of $15. Additional duties and fees may apply at customs for international orders.

How long does it take for my order to arrive once shipped?

We primarily use the United States Postal Service to ship our orders Culured Collectives Apparel items are custom-made. 

The average processing/shipping time is 7-14 business days. You will be notified that your order has been shipped with an email from our team. Business days are Monday – Friday.

What is your return/exchange policy?

• All Sales Are Final.
• We do not currently accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations.
• Please email us with any additional questions at orders@culturedcollectives.com

Contact us at orders@culturedcollectives.com for questions related to refunds and returns.